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James Colley

Good Writer. Otherwise Awful.
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After a very tough start of the year, i decided to take a break from drinking and fun and enjoying life. Instead, I took up running. I’d never done over 5ks in my life and was lazy enough when jogging that my father brought it up in his speech
This is pretty nice and we love you and everything but there really should be a Mother’s Day for the fellas. Unfortunately, no such thing exists.
I bought a book of letters from Kurt Vonnegut to his first wife as compiled by his daughter all about love and they were mostly unbelievably horny and I felt very uncomfortable reading them. Have a good day.
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By odd coincidence I’m dad posting all over this weekend - check it out in the @sydneymorningherald and the @bigissueaustralia
‘Gracie? I ain’t heard that name in a long, long time…’
what you feel is what you are
and what you are is beautiful
  • James Colley
    platonic ideal of comfortable https://t.co/7IHndib7G0
    Jul 14, 2022, 7:25 AM
  • James Colley
    comedy used to be hitting a watermelon with a large sledge hammer but now you can't do that, due to cancel culture
    Jul 14, 2022, 6:25 AM
  • James Colley
    Master of Puppets is about Jeff Dunham
    Jul 14, 2022, 4:26 AM
  • James Colley
    RT @LisaDib1: ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhh for the longest time https://t.co/twAzZ2q2Zb
    Jul 14, 2022, 4:22 AM
  • James Colley
    RT @DzintraSullivan: It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
    Jul 13, 2022, 10:56 PM
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    cursed by the gods, he is doomed to forever walk the earth, asking people in nice cars what they do for a living
    Jul 13, 2022, 8:36 PM
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    in a crowded field the most devastating part of tonight was when @Brocklesnitch looked me in the eye and asked “are… https://t.co/c4BO4S3GEe
    Jul 13, 2022, 8:41 AM
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    [looking up from a book] oh mayhaps there was a sporting ball?
    Jul 13, 2022, 8:32 AM
  • James Colley
    Great Gruen episode tonight. Glad I watched it nine times instead of any “football”
    Jul 13, 2022, 8:12 AM
  • James Colley
    The Penrith Panthers are perfect.
    Jul 13, 2022, 6:40 AM